It’s all in your perspective.
Nothing sadder than a homeless homing pigeon.
Esme knew she’d gained weight on her Carnival Cruise. (Yes. Carnival Cruise. And it had been a truly lovely vacation. She’d selected the option that didn’t include the norovirus or sewage seeping down the walls. “Why doesn’t everyone?” she wondered.) Still, to come home and actually be bigger than your house! Well, that was a little disquieting.
Escape from Trump Tower
Where’s a gilded cage when you really need one?
At least the mortgage on his house isn’t under water.
Feb 20, 2015