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Yes, back in Texas... Man 1: Well, howdy! A lot of rain fell in Texas. Man 2: But it wasn't climate change. Man 1: Dang right. It was Obama's weather machine clearing the way for the Jade Helm 15 invasion plans! By the way, I like your tin foil baseball hat.
BTW, “tin foil” really is aluminum. Too bad it doesn’t work in this application.