La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 24, 2014
Barrio Bugle Bordertown 2015 Mr. Jefe: Lopez, how do you like your medical insurance that I provide as your employer? Eddie: It was okay. Mr. Jefe: Was? Oh yes. I dropped your medical insurance because I hate Obamacare. Mr. Jefe: Well, I'm bringing it back because the Supreme Court "Hobby Lobby" decision says your boss can provide only the health care that he believes in. Eddie: Oh, so what's my plan gonna be like? Mr. Jefe: I'm a huge believer in amateur doctorology.