La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 15, 2007
Cuco: Is this Congressman Harry Patas? I'm fact-checking an article for "The Barrio Bugle" newspaper. Will you confirm that you believe Guatemalans are tastier than Mexicans? Voice: I will NOT! Cuco: You're right, that would alienate your Mexican constituents. Let's go with: Congressman Harry "The Cannibal" Patas says, "all Latinos are deliciously fatty." Oops. This article ran this morning. Never mind!