La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 08, 2006
Jazmine: Cinco de Mayo is too an important Latino holiday!! Huey: It's just another excuse to get drunk like a stupid frat boy! Jazmine: What's a frat boy? Huey: On the other hand, when your cultural holiday comes to symbolize just another meaningless hangover... Jazmine: I don't know what a hangover feels like. Huey: Then you know you've arrived. Jazmine: But it can't be this bad!!