La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 03, 2006
Lou Dobbs: We have just added a dazzling piece of machinery to our arsenal, the new Mexi-cam. The highly sensitive Mexi-cam can spot free-loading illegal aliens and even count them in a crowd situation. Oops! Low turnout according to Mexi-cam! You are watching CNN (Did you know? Jon Steward dropped out of the 3rd Grade... I swear).