La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 22, 2005
Cuco: Holy frijoles! It's the runaway bride!! Eddie: So she's mowing a city lawn for community service....big deal. Cuco: Don't you see it?! She blamed an imaginary Latino for kidnapping and assaulting her...and her punishment is to work like a Mexican! Eddie: Then there is a just god. Cuco: I wonder if a huge floppy sombrero would be too "Guantanamo."