La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 31, 2005
Jennifer Wilbanks: So I was abducted by Mexican President Vicente Fox and yap yip Cuco: Runaway bride? Jennifer Wilbanks: He's my soulmate/abductor - plus he bugs the burritos out of blacks. Cuco: You called to tell us that? Jennifer Wilbanks: No, I was just wondering if you know the number to Mexican 911? Cuco: Nueve uno uno? Jennifer Wilbanks: Can't they just use numbers like us?