La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 03, 2004
Cuco: I'm La Cucaracha, and I approve this message. My opponent is indecisive and a weak leader. In fact, you could say he's a "flip-flopper". His original position used to be... Eddie: Go ahead, bro, you can eat from my food. Cuco: Now, his position is "nuanced." Eddie: Stop grubbing on all my food! And buy some beers for once! Cuco: And now he wants me to pay my rent on time. Even though I'm not getting that one check until the 10th! And if you ask me, he looks a little French to me... Eddie Lopez, "bad roommate" or "terrorist," you decide. Eddie: And I said you can't use my video camera!