La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 06, 2004
Immigration agent: Hola! Eddie: Uh, hola! Immigration agent: So... good day to be a legal resident, no? Eddie/Vero: Huh? Cuco: Are you an immigration agent engaging us in a "consensual" conversation? Immigration agent: Does it feel illegal out here, or is it just you?