La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 09, 2003
Eddie: I bet this guy's taco cart is rated by "Zagat." Vendor: Oh se, senior, this is a four-star Zagat-rated sidewalk taco cart, the reservations waiting list is six months long, would you like to see a wine list? Cuco: Gee, I hope the grease is half as thick as the sarcasm. Vendor: Wait, you're the food reviewer from Gourmet Magazine, right?