La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 01, 2002
November 30, 2002
December 02, 2002
Transcript:
Vendor: Yo quiero English only. Please sign my petition to make English the official language.
Now and then an anecdote reaches me of a busybody telling someone to speak English. The best answer to that would be “I was speaking Navaho, and if you don’t like it you can go back to England”; but I like to imagine the target saying “okay” and then, in English and maybe a little bit louder than before, gossiping about icky medical matters.