Take me to your arborist.
If a UFO lands in a tree and no one is around…….never mind.
Charlie Brown’s kite-eating tree scores big.
“XF6589 to Base. This planet is filled with trillions of hostile multi-furcated chlorophyll-use organisms. Call off invasion! Repeat …”
I hate when that happens.
That’ll teach them to invade ….
See Zactu and Mondo From Way Way Beyondo for possible scenarios.
Ohhhhh the paperwork!
Bet at night it looks like a Christmas decorated tree
Well, it was marked “LZ,” but it turned out to be a trap. Uorgasau*n’t krud earthlings!
A leopard caught it and stored it there for later.