JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 22, 2002
"Joe your mom is here" "A friendly visit?" "or traffic-related?" "'A citation for valor' from the mayor? Wow!" "I got it for surviving that shooting in my police vest, mom..." "I'm one of the only cops in my precinct to get that award." "It's not possible to be 'one of the only...'" "Yes, it is!" "No, it's not. You can be 'The only...'" "or you can be 'one of the few,' or 'one of the many'" "For example, you're one of the many people who use that annoying phrase, 'one of the only'!" "And you're the only person who gives a rat's tail!" "I know! I deserve something from the mayor."