JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 20, 2000
"Joe, this is the first time you don't seem happy to see me." "Yo're the world's best mother-in-law! I'm thrilled o see you!" "I just find it odd that you flew all the way here from Seattle." "To go to Marcy's job and look at a guy who bears an unsettling resemblance to your late husband." "Well, when you put it that way, of course it sounds freaky!'