Joel Pett for June 27, 2004
Donald Rumsfeld: So...any plausible link to Jamie Lee Curtis? Arnold Schwarzeneggar: Loved "Footloose". Kevin Bacon: "Twins" rocked! Love everything you do! James Woods: *#@!* liar! Man on plane: Virgins, dude! Lots of 'em! Dick Cheney: Which is what we said all along! George W. Bush: The way we define "is"... 1. Saddam once mugged with Rummy... 2. Who, at a fundraiser, met Arnold... 3. Who, at an awards show, bumped into Kevin Bacon... 4. Who, at a party, spoke to James Woods... 5. Who, on a red-eye, once sat near some possible hijackers... 6. Who undoubtably were trained by Osama!