Joel Pett for February 07, 2003
Boy: The color of the flowers daddy sends mommy? Teacher: No! Boy: Um...of apples? Valentines? Fire engines? Blood? Teacher: Wrong! Boy: Debt? Embarassment? ...The atmosphere of Mars? The background of the old Soviet flag? Teacher: Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! The answer is "C"... Now write it a hundred times! Boy: "C" being "100" in Roman numerals?