Joel Pett for January 04, 2000
Man 1: ..This entitles you to be teacher and parent and cop and counselor and lawyer and.... Man 2: Education is my top priority, as long as they don't raise my taxes to pay for it! Donkey: The... um.. teacher unions don't own us.... Elephant: The poor! That's it! Vouchers will help the poor! Education Vouchers. The sink-or-swim voucher. The responsibility voucher. The Hypocrisy Voucher. The Disingenuousness vouchers.