Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 25, 2021

Transcript:

Man: Look, Fritz, we hired you to be Marmaduke's stand-in because of your physical resemblance! Fritz: What's the difference if I wear a dog suit or not? I don't have to be nude to capture the essence of Marmaduke! Man: All right, fine. Listen, just go attack that mailman, okay? Fritz: Hey! Loser! Who wears shorts to work? Man: Okay, you're not getting this...