Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 29, 2020
Bixby: bleagh. Fritz, did you make this tuna sandwich? Fritz: Yeah, like a week ago, why? Bixby: 'Cause it stinks! You need to use relish or fennel or something. Don't you know how to make a tuna sandwich? Fritz: I'll try to make my garbage more palatable for you in the future... Bixby: And would it kill you to cut off the crusts?