Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 05, 2011
woman: Aww, moxie, what's wrong? moxie: that idiot scrappy lad is hassling me! could you use your dark powers of the netherworld to take care of him?? woman: Okay! hey, scrappy lad! Ka-zowww!! *gasp!* a puppy!! moxie: I was expecting a little more fire and brimstone.... woman: sometimes puppies work just as well!