Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 11, 2011
ralston: Just saying it doesn't make it true! Captain: yes it does. ralston: So, if I say it, it's true?? Captain: no, 'cause I said it first. Ralston: so, there's no way for it to be true for me?? Captain: not until tomorrow. ralston: I didn't know "I'm rubber, you're glue" was so strict.... captain: don't even start on "I know you are but what am I?"