Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 13, 2011
woman: She woman, don't you hate that guys get all the good origin stories? woman: I don't know, I think mine is pretty great! Y'know that alien who was rocketed from his planet as it exploded? But when he was exposed to the earth's yellow sun, it transformed him into a giant monster! and now a hero to some and a menace to others, he protects the city as behemoth man! Woman: Okay, but what does that have to do with you origin?? Woman: I"m that guy's cousin!!