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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 05, 2011
from the tip top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: fritz first appearance: 11-7-05 aliases: captain jerk face, old stink butt, clock watcher general (all from bixby) affiliations: ink pen owner and proprietor. history: Started out as a body dbouel for marmaduke, but was uncomfortable doing nudity (ref:11-5-07) he found bixby in a dumpster and gave him a job because he sensed that he had that "thing". unfortunately that thing turned out to be scabies. drawbacks: sometimes has a hard time controlling his canine reflexes. drink of choice: Alkaline-ionized mountain spring water. from the toilet.
Why would anyone want to control canine reflexes?