tyr: Okay, so we're not gonna drink for a week. hamhock: okay, let's go... tyr: how long do you think it's-- Hamhock: time just moved backwards...
Ever notice how time actually does seem to move backwards when you leave a bar? I mean, on more than one occasion I’ve glanced at the clock over the bar as I’m leaving, and found myself getting home before I left. Apparently bars exert powerful relativistic effects. Perhaps this is the real basis of the Star Trek warp drive–there’s a bar in the engine room! Or maybe just in Mr. Scott’s quarters… “what is it? It’s… it’s green!”
June 10, 2017
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