Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 21, 2008
Tyr: Are you looking for a drink that will make you feel smarter than everyone else? Something no one has ever heard of before? Then try mead! You can say any kind of cockamamie thing you want and no one will know you're making it up as you go! Mead... strong enough to get you hammered, obscure enough to make you cool!