Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 07, 2007
Transcript:
Ralston: I'm sorry Principal Meeks, I just don't see how this stuff is nutrition. Man: Well, here at Cheetos Middle School, we consider "nutrition" to be a judgment-neutral term. I mean, anything can be nutritious if you think about it! Ralston: Especially if you think up a new definition of "nutritious." Man: It's what we call, "thinking outside the packaging."
Changing the definition of nutrition, the government does that on a regular basis now.