Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 13, 2007

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Hamhock: You like it, Mom? I paid for it with my own money!! Hamhock's Mom: Oh, sweetie, it's wonderful! I've been meaning to wear more steel! Ralston: Here you go, Mom, I hope you like it! Ralston's Mom: Kierkegaard. Ooh, let me find a vase for this.... Moxie Gumption: I'll give you fifty bucks to be my mom for Mother's Day. Jenn Erica: Heck, for fifty bucks I'll do Father's Day, too! Fritz's Mom: I can't believe you only own one company!! When are you going to grow up, son! Fritz: Momm!! You're embarrassing me in front of my underlings! Bixby: Look at 'em all! Trying to buy their mothers' love with gifts! What did you always tell me, ma? Bixby's Mom: "Never buy anything you can't resell at a profit." I'm proud of you, son...