Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 19, 2006
Captain Victorious: The best thing about being a superhero is all the merchandising deals I get. Ralston: Hey, us cartoon characters get merchandising deals, too. Captain Victorious: Not like I do! I get books, movies, TV shows... Ralston: Yeah, we get all those plus clothes, posters and cereal. Captain Victorious: Well do you have a video game? i have a video game. Ralston: Console or handheld? I've got both. Captain Victorious: Oh yeah? Well I have an action figure! You guys don't have action figures!! Ralston: I didn't have the heart to tell him... Hamhock: Mine "oinks" when you press his tummy.