Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 05, 2006
Man: Ahhh! What's going on? Captain Victorious: I'll get you to the emergency room right away, sir! Man: The emergency room? Why? Captain Victorious: Look at you! Your forehead is all spotty, and the bags under your eyes are like bedrolls! You've got that weak chin, flabby neck... and that nose isn't doing you any favors, either. Man: What? How are those "emergencies"? Captain Victorious: It's a slow rescue day, sir.