Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 22, 2006
Hamhock: I'm sick and tired of having to take public transportation! I'm getting a car!! Bixby: That's a bad idea, Hamhock. Remember how you lost your last car? Hamhock: Don't say I "lost" it. You make it sound like I was too poor to pay for it and they took it away. I just don't remember where I left it. Bixby; Yes, that sounds far less incompetent.