Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 30, 2006
Man: You shouldn't smoke you know. It'll kill you. Captain Victorious: Smoking's not gonna kill me. I'm invulnerable. Man: Right, right. We all think we're invulnerable when we're young and healthy. Captain Victorious: No, seriously. I'm invulnerable. I'm a superhero. Man: Sure! Look, I'm smoking and I'm not dead! I must be a superhero! I'll never die! Captain Victorious: But look at this outfit! I can lift an oceanliner for goodness' sakes! Man: I can see there's no talking to you. Go ahead and kill yourself. See if I care. Captain Victorious: But I am a superhero!! Woman: Yeah, me too, pal. I'm the "Invincible Iron Lung".