Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 13, 2006
Bixby: All right, Hamhock, I got you a mascot gig for a new lunch meat called "Squam." Hamhock: Squam? What's it made out of? Bixby: It's ham mixed with something. Hamhock: Ham mixed with what? Bixby: How should I know? But they sent over this squirrel costume for you to wear. Hamhock: Cute!