Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 08, 2006

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Captain Victory: Look at some of these action figures they made of me, Bixby! Bixby: What about 'em? Captain Victory: "Alpine cap with action tobaggan"?? "Jungle cap with action mosquito net"?? All they do is repaint the figure and then package it with some leftover from another toy! A kayak?? Why would I need a kayak? I can fly!! Why don't they make soemthing more in keeping with what I'd actually do? Bixby: Like what? Captain Victory: How 'bout "Craft Show Cap with Action Sequin Gun"? Bixby: You know spider-man's agent never has to go through this...