Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 14, 2005
Bixby: So, what do you do there, "Rowdy"? Rowdy: Well, Mr. Bixby, sir, I'm a cowboy! Bixby: I see that. Anything else? Rowdy: What do you mean? I do everything a cowboy does. Why would I need anything else? Bixby: Y'see, in this business, you need a gimmick. There's nothing you can do taht couldn't be accomplished by putting any monkey in a hat and chaps. Okay, one thing!!