Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 08, 2005
Bixby: So Fritz, I was going over this list of cartoon characters you gave me to work with. Fritz: Okay... Bixby: Well, I did some digging, and it turns out that they're all unemployed. Now, I don't mean to be a snob, but I think our agency should work with a more successful class of people, don't you think? Fritz: Bixby, this is an employment agency. Get to work> Bixby: Well, whatever happened to standards!!