Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for December 04, 2009
Congrats on purchasing this housed, Mr. Buttonshop. It's Muttonchop, actually. Sir Cornelius Muttonchop III. Famous actor, and Psychiatrist extraordinaire! If that's true, why do you wan to live in this dump of a neighborhood? It's all i can afford you see, my dear, like many these days, I've lost mhy money to what I believed was sound financial investing. FYI - Diamondique, is not just as good, as diamonds. Damn you, QVC.