Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for May 25, 2009
Darin: Look Clovis! The old tree house! Darin: Remember when we used to go up there and chuck water balloons at unsuspecting girls? Clovis: Ha! Yeah. Let's do that again! Darin: Oh, I don't know. Clovis: Come on! What's the worst that can happen? Darin: ... Bails at five thousand, dad. Clovis: Assault ! Ha ! who knew ?