Harley by Dan Thompson for October 08, 2022

And all he wanted was a little “sip” after the third inning…

Kennywood’s open. (Pittsburghese for “zip it”)

Fortunately most people would never notice with the outfielders.

If Harley was a catcher, in the squatting position, the pitcher would get quite the eyeful. He would be the “open” fly catcher.

Umps would call the "INFIELD FLY " RULE Automatically out !!

What you’d have to worry about long zoom lenses.