P1, Sorry, Gonzo once I give out a stupid nickname you’re stuck with it until sometime in August when this story finally grinds to a halt.
P2, Mopman, I’m pretty sure if you had waited a couple of weeks to start the tournament, this dope would have been one of the top seeds.
P3, Gonzo finally accepts his fate until Monday when “The Mayor” starts calling him “Z” for no apparent reason. And while we’re on the subject of Mayors, I’m originally from the D.C. area and there is one and only one Mayor. Marion Barry!