Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham for January 02, 2020


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    bitsy twill  11 months ago

    How about you focus on defense, hmm?

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    cuttersjock  11 months ago

    P1: OMG, is it Alexa Watson Boone?

    P3: pick or itch?

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    Ravenswing  11 months ago

    By sacrificing your immortal SOUL!! Ahahahahahaha!!

    (Now THAT would be an interesting story line!)

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    TheBrownStarfish  11 months ago

    P1, Does Alexa have a lightsaber where her right hand used to be?

    P2, What’s the minimum number of games I can show up at and still be paid to be coach?

    P3, Mimi, I don’t think you’ll be able to pull another 30 ppg out of your nosehole.

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    Bucky  11 months ago

    P2 Fitch??Where are all these new teams coming from? Must be just up the road from Austintown!!! 39 points seriously, how many bricks did they toss.

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    jslabotnik  11 months ago

    P1: Look at the shine on that desk, Mopman’s going above (literally) and beyond.

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    Mr Reality  11 months ago

    Yes, Mrs Thorp you wanted to see me,Alexa find me more,in all reality !

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    mgbbobby  11 months ago

    Can’t wait till they play East Poedunk

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    seismic-2 Premium Member 11 months ago

    P2: “Let’s see – if I start right away on buying a cheaper brand of beer for Gil, then I can afford to hire the pool boy for an extra day every week this summer!”

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    bearwku82  11 months ago

    P3- Mimi prepares to dig for more nuggets. So where do we find more?

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    Dr. Crazy  11 months ago

    Come on Mimi, just adopt the Houston Rocket’s offense. You run and shoot 3’s from designated spots all over the court.

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    hifirick1953  11 months ago

    P! The valedictorian has to point to the words as she reads them? Or is she pointing to the pictures? Or is it just another reason for a poor hand drawing?

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    James St. John Smythe  11 months ago

    P2: She’s fortunate Abercrombie was out of town for that matchup.

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    Irish53  11 months ago

    Alexa devours calculus, trying to figure out a mathematical way to get out of this strip

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    Ellisburkes  11 months ago

    My transmission mechanic was good in the clutch. Mathematically, he had difficulty with differential equations.

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    Mopman  11 months ago

    P1 – “Man, just can’t get me enough of that sweet, delicious Calculus!”

    P2 – Is Mimi getting senile? She’s talking outloud to herself and taking notes on her amazing realization that a team scoring 39 points a game is not very good.

    P3 – Just as Gil rounds the corner with a disgusted expression….“No, it was on the side! No pick! No pick!”

    And speaking of picks, I’m hoping you’ll pick today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp as one of your favorites.

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    Klubble  11 months ago

    Is that the “smell my finger” trick?

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    Bluedarter  11 months ago

    Alexa is chuckling to herself saying “this calculus is elementary, Watson.” In her right hand she is googling pictures of moustache/manhands combo, and finds a number of them in Milford. She’s thinking she’s a whole lot smarter than the coach by the way, as she looks at pictures of food for lunch.

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    Mopman  11 months ago

    I just noticed this. How did Mimi go from her office to outside WHILE SHE WAS SAYING THAT SENTENCE?

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