Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 18, 2010
Bucky says, "Now that I have taken the appropriately genius name of Steve for myself, I will be giving you and Rob more appropriate names." Bucky says, "Thereby and hencetoforth, you will now be known as Neutron Shar." Satchel says, "Ha ha! Why am I Neutron Shar?" Bucky says, "As in Neutron Star and Shar Pei. It's a density thing." Satchel says, "I don't... umm..." Bucky says, "Truly, your gravity is great, Neutron."