Garfield by Jim Davis for August 12, 2014
Jon: Hello, Swindell Pizza? I'd like a large pepperoni. No, I don't need a two liter of soda. Just...No, I don't need any wings with that. No, I don't want any breadsticks, either. Just the pizza. And just why would I need a service plan for a pizza?! Garfield: The old upsell.