Garfield by Jim Davis for January 19, 2014
Jon: Hmmmm. Jon: Here's a crazy theory, Garfield. Jon: "Cats may be invaders from another planet." Jon: I don't think so. Jon: You're too lazy to make the trip. Jon: And you'd never escape gravity. Jon: Certainly not from the planet fatso. Garfield: Where is my disintegrator ray gun when I need it?