Garfield by Jim Davis for July 01, 2012
Jon: 97, 98, 99, 100! I just did 100 pushups! All right, I admit they were video game pushups. But I think I strained a tendon... and tore a cuticle. I think I'll go put ice on it and lie down. Liz: Is he always this- Garfield: You don't know the half of it, lady. Jon: GAH! That's COLD!