Liz: What are you worried about your birthday for, Garfield? Cats have NINE lives! Aww...feel better now?
Garfield: I love you, Liz. You're a good liar.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
@Alain HarperRead somewhere that cats sleep 16 hours a day. The trick is to to catch them during that 8 hour window of opportunity,and during the 10 minute window within the 8 hour window that they care to be bothered with you at all.