Garfield by Jim Davis for March 26, 2006
Garfield: One cookie left... That one old cookie that's lain in the bottom of the jar forever. Covered in the ancient dust of a million other cookies and the fingerprints of a million grimy hands. ...Stale, rock hard, and hideously malformed...the "Elephant Cookie" of cookies. And yet, as brutally graphic as my dissertation has been... I'm not going to be able to talk myself out of eating it.