Garfield by Jim Davis for August 24, 2003

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Cupcake: Hey, pal! Garfield: Hey, hallucination. Wait a minute! What are you doing here? I only see you when I'm on a diet. Cupcake: Well, SURPRISE! I just heard your owner on the phone with the vet, and you're going on one now! Garfield: I am not! Pizza: I'll vouch for him. *slap* Garfield: Oh, no! Pizzas never lie!