Garfield by Jim Davis for October 06, 2002
Jon: WHY don't you ever listen to me? Garfield: Huh? Jon: WHY don't you ever agree with me? Garfield: That's not true. Jon: WHY don't you show me any respect? Garfield: I do...bonehead. Jon: WHY don't you ever show affection? Garfield: Catch me around a mirror sometime. Jon: WHY do you cause me so much grief?! Garfield: Because I'm a cat. Jon: And WHY do I still love you anyway? Garfield: See previous answer.