Garfield by Jim Davis for January 17, 1993
Garfield: Attention! Attention! This meeting of the loyal order of dog haters is now in session! First, a special thanks to lily for bringing the rats and milk tonight. Now let's recite our oath. Audience: "Do unto dogs...then run!" Garfield: Old business: Let's hear it for Roscoe, who sat on a chihuahua last week! *clap clap clap clap* Garfield: New business: Dog joke...how many dogs does it take to replace a light bulb? One...if you screw him in real tight!...Meeting adjourned! Who says cats aren't civic-minded?